A rocket chip!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
What did burrito say to the taco?
You taco lot.
What do baby corns call their daddy?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What three candies can you find in every school?
Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Why did the burglar rob a bakery?
He needed the dough.
What is a banana peal’s favorite type of shoe?