A rocket chip!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
Why does Waldo wear stripes on his shirt?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?